We've gotta get rid of him

We’ve all seen what happened in the U.N. It smelled like sulfur and the devil seemed to have been there. For twenty minutes he made sure that every single human being with a tv or newspaper knew that the devil had stood there the day before. And the devil was the president of the country that he was standing on.

That reminded many friends of me, and that doesn’t necessarily makes me feel good or proud of being Venezuelan.

I don’t like Bush. I don’t like Chavez and I actually don’t like many of the leaders and representatives of countries that were also standing behind the same podium. I don’t like the UN either. I personally think it is quite a hypocritical, corrupt and inefficient organization.

I remember a few years ago I saw the MTV music awards. There was this folk musician, Ryan Adams, putting up a tasteless show, eating hot dogs or something, because he wanted to make sure that people knew that he felt those awards were ridiculous. During the show, Bob Dylan had won an award, but he wasn’t there to receive it. Why? Because he also thought it was a ridiculous thing. But to me, what Bob did was not only much more elegant, it made more sense. He didn’t believe in these awards therefore he won’t be a part of them at all, and he doesn’t need to make a big-fuss-look-at-me-I’m-so-cool type of thing.

Chavez’s show reminded me of this, only this is much more serious.

Why attend the U.N. and why waste so much money in trying to get a ridiculous non-permanent seat at the Security Council if he despises that organization so much, as to not even respect it with the words and manner he spoke out in that room? Because he wanted attention?

Well, he definitely got it.

Now, here’s a big question that I asked myself. What did Chavez feel when he saw all those newspapers calling him a Jerk, crackpot…? Did it satisfy him? Did it make him happy? Did it infuriate him? Did it make him sad?

There is something very wrong with this man and there is something rotten and stinky inside his head, for sure.

I feel appalled at how he is “representing” us. What would people think of us Venezuelans now? That we are aggressive, disrespectful and stupid people?

Every word was baseless, senseless, disrespectful and most of it all it showed you something he lacks which is an important part of any good politician: Diplomacy.

Right after these events took place we see pictures of Hezbollah’s sympathizers carrying banners of Chavez. I seriously don’t think this was random. He is wearing a red shirt in that picture, the color of his party and propaganda, which would only make me think some of that had to be provided by our government.

We have to get rid of this guy soon. Not only because he is destroying our country and ourselves, but because he doesn’t believe in common understanding and world peace.

C’mon Venezuelans wake up already!

Chavez forever. Woo hoo!

This was written after his speech last week when he had just arrived...


He is back from his trip. He went out to get some votes around the world and now its time to actually start his presidential campaign in his own country. We know the votes he’ll get have already been figured out and are probably hanging out inside a folder of those very smart-matic people. But he still needs to lift up the revolutionary spirit and protect his current support otherwise it would be quite difficult for him to claim victory through a fraud with reigning peace.

Chavez’s ego has reached the heavens, where he thinks he belongs.

I took a few excerpts of excerpts of his speech (From the Globovision website). What seems to me the most interesting of it all are his authoritarian style and the way he is running against a non-existing candidate, George W. Bush. The whole socialism of the 21st century is just a bunch of non-sense boring crap. We know that any dictator of whatever wing he belongs will rule the country ranch-style, in his case rancho-style.

“I myself will call for a referendum, with at least two questions: Do you agree that Hugo Chavez remains in power as president of Venezuela? (NO!!!!!) Yes or No. Second question: Do you agree with reelecting the president for the next term? (I mean, NO!!!!!)

Now, to you all that understand Spanish please read the original excerpt and pay close attention to the second question he poses:

“Yo mismo voy a convocar un referendo, al menos con dos preguntas. La primera de ellas sería más o menos así: ¿Está usted de acuerdo en que Hugo Chávez siga siendo presidente de Venezuela? Si o no. Segunda pregunta: Si su respuesta anterior es positiva: ¿Está usted de acuerdo en que Hugo Chávez vuelva a reelegirse para el próximo periodo? Si o no. (Vuelva a reelegirse, en vez de: sea reelegido)

That question could also be translated as: Do you agree with Chavez reelecting himself again for the next term? Is his mind playing him dirty little tricks?

“I will call this referendum in the beginning of the year 2010, so the Constitution will have to be modified so that the presidency is indefinite until the people say (the contrary)”

Here is my interpretation of these previous quotes: It is not until after he is already indefinitely reelected by himself at the referendum that he initially and personally called that people could come and tell him: Screw you! You are going home!

He also sang a capella: “Little chair of Miraflores, my very dear little chair, if you have admirers play them the removal, the absent is back and that one doesn’t spoil anything”

Ok, that’s weird. He is singing to his chair (or throne), and then he is singing about himself in third person. Five letters: F R E A K

He assured that there were some electoral candidates campaigning to win the elections “ones over there that want to get to Miraflores in 2099”. That is, after he is buried, dead and probably his soul isn’t hanging around anymore. He is definitely implying that no one gets to Miraflores while he is still alive.

Do we need anymore hints to clarify that this guy is clearly NOT A DEMOCRAT?

In a balance of his tour around the Asian and African continents he pointed out that “for the first time in history, Venezuela has its own voice in the world, an independent politic that does not depend in any world power”

Ok, hmm… Chavez is one of the world’s most famous anti Bush leaders and the US still buys oil from us. And... What has OPEC done in the past? Raise the price of oil and screw those industrialized dependent countries that kept buying expensive oil because they had no other option? So who’s dependent? Venezuelan international politics and decision making: it is dependent on what Chavez feels and thinks.

Chavez pointed out that in the election there are only two candidates “Hugo Chavez and George Devil Bush. Venezuelans choose if they want to be a colony of the empire or an independent country” Dude, we haven’t been a colony of no one since the Spanish Crown was kicked out of Venezuela, a long, long time ago.

He lamented that Mister devil, the American president, has in Venezuela “broken bats, and the 3rd of December if those broken bats get there we will make them dust, there is not going to be a trace of the counter revolution in Venezuela”

It seems amazing how Chavez is barely acknowledging the fact that there is a legitimate strong contender whose name is: Manuel Rosales. He is though, ready to destroy us all who don’t believe in him.

Nothing about Chavez seems to be looking to the future or bringing a new perspective to our politics. Everything is based and is history, from his stories about our years of independence to his beloved revival of those Cold War times. There is nothing very much creative about this Bolivarian revolution, but instead, something very destructive.

A head full of crap is a head tired of crap

An inquisitor wishing he could have a stake by his podium, an American diplomatic suitcase declared to be contraband, Private Golf courses expropriated for construction of public housing, MVR claiming Rosales’ campaign has a subliminal undertone.

Polemic, controversy, hullabaloo, saperoco, despelote, desnalgue. Call it what you want, that’s all it is, and it is definitely keeping our media focused and our heads full, full of crap, that is.

There is a feeling inside of me and I’m sure it must be a generalized feeling, considering that I’m much more political than most people I know, of tiredness.

I’m tired of having to listen to this moronic government, and what it has to say, recognized experts of deviation.



To honor that exalted deviation here is a taste of the inquisitorial revolution at its best. To those of you who haven't seen it this is a spectacle of this 21st century (not the middle ages) and just make sure you haven't eaten right before watching this.

Half dead man still walking

Rayma presents us a delirious Fidel. He seems to be worried about heaven being democratic. He hasn't figured out that he is actually going straight to hell!!!!!!

Fidel, I introduce you to the freak show you might become part of.

The Count is Back in Suit and Tie

This is the first of a series of videos posted in YouTube of a new candidate running for presidency in Venezuela. We had a Miss Universe once, why not have a Comediant now?

A literature professor of mine said to me once: Those who feel cry and those who think laugh. Hmmm....

All in all I have to say he is pretty charming and VERY entertaining to watch.

I'm so ronery

Some of you might have seen the movie Team America: World Police. I think their interpretation of Kim Jung Il is funtastic. Here are the lyrics to the sad, sad song he performs written with his korean accent included. It is a jewel.

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a shit
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

Samba, Tango, Tarantela, Joropo

This is a cartoon by Rayma. It seems like a great portrait of our current situation. Maybe one day we'll get our country represented in the World Cup and they'll be no more violence, but just soccer and dance.

We'll keep our fingers crossed until then.